That’s 3, 4, and 1! Tones, baby! I’m your master.

Back from the trip with the notorious HJ and his Mother, and Wife, which are both much better looking than him. One day was snowing and super cold, so we were forced to drink bai jiu. It was my first snow since leaving the US, so I was happy nonetheless. The next was better suited for sightseeing and picture taking, some of which are included below (credit: HJ). I did not include any pictures of me looking stupid (there are plenty) or the one of a tree that looks like a…camel toe. Also, I’m a camel.

This was taken at a rest area on our way up the mountains. The old lady rockin’ the pink slippers was smokin’ some heavy weight shit in her pipe. Anyway, HJ pretended to take a picture of me, while actually snapping them. We’re so discrete it’s not even funny.

This is at the same rest stop. That sign is a promo for the one-child policy.

Snow.A camel. A dinosaur.

Leaves.